All of you know that high school has been filled with its ups and downs for me. Fortunately, it seems I'll be finished a year earlier than originally expected.
I am proud to announce that I have been recruited to attend Harvard University for the fall of 2012. I didn't even have to apply. Apparently the admissions officers came across my blog and were so impressed that they chose to admit me. I don't even have to finish all of my high school credits!
As you all know, the costs of attending a school such as Harvard are astronomical. It is for this reason that I am announcing that starting next week, I will no longer have cochlear implants. It's been a neat experience to be able to hear, but the world is just too noisy for me anyway. I am selling all four of my processors, so please contact me if you are interesting in buying one (or all) of them. I will be having surgery to have the internal implant removed, and I have a company that is willing to buy them back from me and refurbish them so another person will get the chance to hear.
It is with these funds that I am hoping to scrape together enough money to pay for my first year at Harvard. I am not sure how I will pay for the remaining years, but if anyone is in need of a new kidney, feel free to contact me, and perhaps we could negotiate an exchange between the organ and some money for tuition.
I hope that you will all be supportive of me as I endeavor on this life change. I encourage you to keep in touch with me and check out my new blog in which I will account my adventures at Harvard.
April Fool's Day!
ReplyDeleteHmmm ... can't you just use your lottery winnings to pay for college? (Didn't you have one of the winning tickets?)
ReplyDeleteI actually thought someone had hijacked your blog!!! (I knew you would never say those things!)
ReplyDeleteWith a creative writing style like that, maybe someone from Harvard will send you an admission letter....
You got me!
ReplyDeleteHarvard would be LUCKY to have you.
5 weeks and no new posts ??? Finals can't be that bad.... ;-)
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